hell ya i have a problem w/ coke
they’re putting names on coke bottles asking me to share it with someone. bitch no, if i pay $1.29 for a bottle of coke, i’m gonna drink it all by myself. I don’t care about Jerry. I don’t even know Jerry. Jerry wants a soda? Jerry can buy a damn soda himself. Fuck Jerry.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
"Hello my name is Hayley Williams and I’m just gonna record the first vocal take of ‘Still Into You’ on my iPhone and somehow it sounds exACTLY LIKE THE FINAL VERSION"
I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR SHIT WILLIAMS
I love this so much